The Pretty Mosquito
For the first time ever, I caught a pretty-looking mosquito!
Yes, you got that right. And take note – I said I “caught” a pretty-looking mosquito. I did not use the usual words, like, “squashed” or “killed”.
I even have proper proof to display it on my blog. Aha, PROOF!
And, I also have a story to tell.
For the first time ever, I caught a pretty-looking mosquito!
Yes, you got that right. And take note – I said I “caught” a pretty-looking mosquito. I did not use the usual words, like, “squashed” or “killed”.
I even have proper proof to display it on my blog. Aha, PROOF!
And, I also have a story to tell.

While I was reading a book, a hideous-looking (that was at first sight, of course) bug-thingy landed on the page I was reading. I gasped. Oh golly, a mosquito! Instinctively, I raised my hand with a sudden surge of energy and did just one thing I thought was sensible…
SMACK!
A mean smile spread across my face. (I seldom get the chance to kill mosquitoes, mind you.) Raising my palm triumphantly, I was eager to see the squash-to-pulp remains of the squeaky mosquito. Unfortunately, I found it was still half-alive! Its frail legs (if you permit me to actually refer them as, “legs”…) were kicking a little. Then here comes the unbelievable part.

Glad for another unexpected photo-snapping opportunity, I started snapping with my camera. I like the one when the mosquito was on my hand. After the “photo shoot”, I decided to try reviving the poor mosquito. I blew on it. And guess what? It actually fluttered its wings and flew! Yeah, you must be thinking I’ve gone mad to have not smacked the mosquito harder. So it’s probably somewhere stabbing and sucking someone’s blood now.


Oh well, everyone needs a life, I guess. And mosquitoes don’t deserve to be squashed like a nobody, you know…
Haha, I was just kidding laa! AND, I made up happy-ending part of the story, where I said the mosquito flew away when I blew on it. If that really happened, it would have been a spectacular miracle. Anyway, the truth is, after the “photo shoot”, I really couldn’t resist the urge to squash it already la…
So I squished it anyhow – with much pleasure. ;P
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